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Bugged By Mosquitoes

Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Mosquitoes are driving me mad. Seems a zillion are biting me—bad! Sprays and lotions don’t work; They keep chomping and lurk, While ignoring my...

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Sunny Limerick

Sunny Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I confess that I’m really not one To use sunscreen, but please don’t make fun. My skin’s still protected; The scheme I’ve selected Is hide and stay out of the...

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Weather Wariness (Limerick)

Weather Wariness (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane New York’s weather, right now, is delicious. Its loveliness makes me suspicious: Are we being set up For a fall? I fear yup, We are in for some...

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I Knew It Couldn’t Last (Limerick)

This summer’s weather in New York City, especially August, has been astonishingly pleasant. And then September hit. I Knew It Couldn’t Last (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I was right with my...

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Not Mad About The Weather (Limerick)

Not Mad About The Weather (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Each summer I bitch about heat. Humidity too makes me bleat. But the current one’s better Than most — wore a sweater One night, which beats...

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Seasonal Gripe (Limerick)

It’s summer. It’s winter. It’s fall; In the course of one week we’ve had all Of those seasons and more. What’s a calendar for? I once knew, but no longer recall.

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Fun In The Sun? (Limerick)

“I warned you: That lotion’s been banned, And your skin is too pale to get tanned. No beach, I beseech you! But words never reach you. You bury your head in the sand.”

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Still Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick)

Wherever I go (or I’ve been) Bugs attack me, ignoring my kin. I scratch and I itch And I can’t help but bitch… Cuz mosquitoes get under my skin! Update: August 20 is World Mosquito Day.

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